WASHINGTON DC — Following the last-minute cancellation of a vote on the Republican “Trumpcare” bill, President Trump has questioned why he isn’t being lavished with praise for singlehandedl…
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Guide To: Travelling To The US
Travelling to the United States of America? Be sure to take these precautions!…
Breaking: Trump missing after chasing errant balloon through streets of D.C.
WASHINGTON D.C. – Authorities have issued an amber alert for the lost and presumed missing Donald Trump, last seen chasing a loose balloon through the streets of the U.S. capitol. “We had just ex…
Embarrassed Pence carries crying Trump out of cabinet meeting
WASHINGTON D.C. – A frustrated Mike Pence has been spotted carrying a screaming and wailing Donald Trump out of the White House cabinet meeting room. “I swear he doesn’t normally act like t…
NSA unveils new line of ‘TOTALLY NORMAL’ appliances
Fort Meade, MD. – Following Trump senior counselor Kellyanne Conway’s speculation that Trump was wiretapped with a microwave, the US National Security Agency unveiled a new line of home app…
FIFA reminds Trump to leave corruption, racism to the professionals
LONDON – In light of Donald Trump’s travel ban, FIFA president Gianni Infantino has said that the US could be prevented from hosting a future World Cup should the president continue to encr…
Ben Carson hopes to improve urban areas with Atlantic triangular trade initiative
WASHINGTON D.C. – United States Housing and Urban Development Secretary, Ben Carson announced a new plan to bring work to US cities based on an influx of unpaid “immigrants”. “This country …
Donald Trump’s EPA head denies pollution is man made
Who is this Scott Pruitt and where does he stand on the issues?…
Melania Trump whispers encouragement to refugee family hiding in Trump Tower walls
NEW YORK CITY — Reports have confirmed that at approximately 12:03 AM eastern time, just after the last of the servants had gone to bed, First Lady Melania Trump was seen whispering gentle words …
Guide To: The US Supreme Court Confirmation Process
Confused by American politics? In this week’s Guide To we break down how hard it really is to get on the Supreme Court.…
