CLEVELAND, OH – In a surprise move this morning, LeBron James officially announced that he will be leaving the NBA’s Cleveland Cavaliers to sign with the Independent Washington Generals, mo…
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Exhaustive study finds Hamilton Tiger-Cats neither tigers nor cats
HAMILTON, ON – Already making waves in the greater Hamilton area, scientists at McMaster University have completed a study that finds, among other things, that the Hamilton Tiger-Cats are n…
Bergevin successfully trades Alex Galchenyuk on Bunz for a Salt Lamp
MONTREAL – Montreal Canadiens GM Marc Bergevin has successfully traded forward Alex Galchenyuk on Bunz Trading Zone. A Himalayan salt lamp is the only piece heading the other way. “I …
Victory: Canadians celebrate Team Canada’s default participation in 2026 World Cup
MOSCOW – Canada has broken its decades old drought of participating in the World Cup after pulling off a shocking victory by co-hosting the global competition in 2026 and therefore a spot i…
CFL teams exceed salary cap due to minimum wage hike
TORONTO, ON – With preparations for the start of the 2018 CFL season well underway, several teams were greeted with a surprise at the start of training camp upon realizing the raised minimu…
NFL defends their 1st Amendment right to deny players their 1st Amendment rights
NEW YORK — NFL team owners are defending their decision to prohibit players from kneeling during the national anthem, claiming they are simply exercising their First Amendment right to deny…
Vegas Knights begin playoff tradition of throwing drunk bachelor party onto ice
LAS VEGAS – In an effort to start a playoff ritual on home ice for the team’s inaugural season, Las Vegas Golden Knights fans have tossed a heavily intoxicated bachelor party onto the ice d…
Young, ambitious Leafs GM hopes to climb the ladder to better NHL teams
TORONTO – 32-year-old Kyle Dubas has accepted a temporary gig as General Manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs hoping to gain some valuable experience before he moves on to a more successful t…
Inspiring! Leafs restore normalcy to Toronto by collapsing in playoffs
The Toronto Maple Leafs have restored a sense of normalcy to their city since a deadly attack earlier this week by collapsing in the third period of game seven against the Boston Bruins. “We had …
More Jets fans taking out second mortgages to pay off single can of beer purchased at Bell MTS Place
WINNIPEG – According to survey of Winnipeg’s banks, more Winnipeg Jets fans are applying for second mortgages on their homes to pay for a single can of beer purchased at the Bell MTS Place …
