TORONTO – Conservative Party Leader Erin O’Toole has pushed back against claims that he he keeps changing his position on abortion by claiming that his position is “all of them.” “Unrestric…
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Highlights of the Conservatives’ election platform
The Conservative Party of Canada released their 162 page 2021 election platform yesterday. Unfortunately few people have been able to stop laughing at the cover long enough to read it. But have n…
Singh blasts Trudeau for copying BC NDP’s idea of calling a snap election in the middle of a pandemic
TORONTO – NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh has criticized Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for stealing his party’s idea to call a snap election in the middle of a global pandemic. “This needless powe…
Conservatives fight Justin Trudeau’s sex appeal with whatever the hell this is
OTTAWA – Leery of another election in which Justin Trudeau coasts by on his attractiveness, the Conservatives are fighting the PM’s fire looks with this utterly baffling photo of Erin O’Too…
O’Toole: Vaccines should be optional like rich people paying taxes
OTTAWA – Conservative Party Leader Erin O’Toole said he would not require public servants and travellers to be vaccinated much like how Canada’s wealthiest one percent are not required to p…
Conservative Party bitterly derides upcoming election as “big popularity contest”
OTTAWA — With rumours of an imminent Fall election swirling, the Conservative Party of Canada strongly voiced their objections against the entire course of action calling it “completely unjust an…
NDP announces platform in 500 separate TikTok videos
TORONTO – NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh has unveiled his party’s platform in hundreds of one to three minute TikTok videos ranging from universal pharmacare to taxing the super rich. In one vide…
Conservative Party accuses opposition of secretly founding Conservative Party to make Conservative Party look bad
OTTAWA – In a shocking move, Conservative leaders have accused opposition parties of secretly founding the Conservative Party, as part of an elaborate, decades-long scheme to make the Conse…
Tumultuous Green Party threatens to split into blue and yellow parties
OTTAWA — Weeks of infighting amongst the federal Green Party have settled into an uneasy peace after a proposed non-confidence vote over party leadership was called off Monday. But the damage may…
Liberal candidate dropped for boudoir photos as party only allows nudity on Zoom
DARTMOUTH – The Nova Scotia Liberals are defending their choice to drop candidate Robyn Ingraham over revealing photos, citing party rules that state that members can only have their nudes …
