OTTAWA – Newly elected Leader of the Opposition Andrew Scheer has promised his fellow Conservatives that his agenda and policies will successfully allow them to form a government after the …
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Portraits of Canadiosity: Margaret Wente
Margaret Wente. A great Canadian, and an even better plagiarist.…
Queen Elizabeth to tour Canada in order to claim Prima Nocta
Watch out Canadian newlyweds!…
Stock photo of white guy wins Conservative leadership race
TORONTO – In a surprise upset yesterday, the Conservative Party of Canada elected a stock photo of a 30-something smiling white man as their party leader. “When it comes to stock photos, th…
Conservative Leadership Convention anxiously awaits swimsuit competition
TORONTO — The Conservative Leadership Convention has officially commenced in Ontario’s capital and attendees are waiting with great anticipation for the most important event during the two-…
New Tim Hortons ad encourages people to put booze in their coffee
Is there anything more Canadian?…
Men’s Rights Activists question why we don’t also celebrate King Victoria
MONTREAL – Prominent men’s rights groups across the country are protesting the annual Victoria Day celebration, accusing it of unfairly favouring Queen Victoria over King Victoria. “This is a per…
Scandal-plagued senators debate shutting down the Senate opium den
OTTAWA – Following several years worth of lascivious scandals and low approval ratings, the Upper House of Parliament is strongly considering permanently closing their illicit opium den to …
Portraits of Canadiosity: David Suzuki
David Suzuki. A great Canadian, a great environmentalist, and a nightmare for hitmen.…
The Beaverton Remembers: Elbowgate
Where were you the day Canada was changed forever?…
