Round 3 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Minister of National Defence, The Honourable Peter MacKay, with Owen Wilson from the movie Bottle Rocket. They both have piercing blue e…
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Tim Hortons execs just trying to figure out what customers won’t eat at this point
WILMINGTON, DE – Tim Hortons company insiders revealed Monday that the beloved Canadian cultural icon is currently just testing its customers’ loyalty by releasing round after round of what…
Provinces replace Canadian history curriculum with Heritage Minutes
OTTAWA – A new curriculum reform across Canada will see history books and formal lessons abandoned in favour of repeat showings of the beloved Heritage Minutes short films. “Youth attention…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Quebec Premier & leader of the Parti Québécois Pauline Marois and Ursula from The Little Mermaid
Round 2 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Premier of Quebec and leader of the Parti Québécois, the Honourable Pauline Marois with Ursula from The Little Mermaid. They’ve bo…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for MP Jason Kenney and Randy from Trailer Park Boys as the most alike
Round 1 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches MP for Calgary SE & Minister of Citizenship, Immigration & Multiculturalism Jason Kenney with Randy from Trailer Park Boys. They…
Government on missing $3.1 billion: ‘We left a nice tip’
OTTAWA – Responding to the Auditor General’s scathing report that revealed $3.1 billion unaccounted for in anti-terrorism funding, the Harper government defended itself claiming it was a generous…
Canada opts for pull-out method instead of environmental protection
OTTAWA – After withdrawing from a UN anti-drought convention late last month, the Harper government announced today that it will rely on the pull-out method as its default policy for future envir…
RCMP to FBI following terrorist bust: ‘Whose hats look stupid now?’
TORONTO – Following yesterday’s arrest of two individuals accused of plotting a terrorist attack on a VIA rail train, officers of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police were quick to point out t…
UPDATE: Nation just wants spring to fucking happen
OTTAWA – Following a series of weeks with mixing of nice weather and cold weather, Canadians from all cities and provinces have gotten tired of this windy cold shit, and just want spring to…
