VANCOUVER – To the relief of his friends and colleagues, local man Brett Kraftson finally watched the iconic film The Shawshank Redemption earlier this week. Kraftson finally takes the time…
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Beatles fan unimpressed by rest of humanity
WINNIPEG – Remarking on the state of the music industry, self-described “Beatles maniac” Gilbert Planter told friends and co-workers that no real music has been produced by huma…
CBC to change fall programming
In an effort to boost sluggish ratings, CBC has announced a fall lineup they hope will draw a younger and more diverse audience. The revised lineup is based on successful U.S. programming, but ad…
Local Yeti captures rare photograph of graffiti artist Banksy in action
LONDON – In what can only be described as a bizarre coincidence, a local Yeti managed to photograph prolific and anonymous English graffiti artist Banksy in London’s West End. “It was just …
Eminem makes another mean face for photo shoot
NEW YORK – The famous “bad-boy” rapper Eminem explained at a press conference earlier this week that the mean faces he makes for newspapers, magazines, and other promotional material symbol…