HALIFAX – This morning, local man, Robert Murray was shocked to discover he had mistakenly neglected to watch Hollywood’s biggest event last night because, fuck it. “Oh, I guess I did”, remarked …
7 cartoons from the 80’s that describe the lack of purpose in your life
80s cartoons were the best! You used to love hanging out on the couch all day watching them, back before that became just one of many signs that your life was directionless and your dreams were s…
Trudeau hopes to build relationship with Trump over shared daddy issues
OTTAWA – On his way to Washington for their first meeting, Prime Minister Trudeau is keen on building a strong and stable connection with President Donald Trump by focusing on their deep seeded a…
Quiz: Are you an introvert, an extrovert or that asshole Ted?
We have all asked this question a thousand times. Now find out what you really are with this test! Sources Bar Public speaking Fun Spare time Unwind Couple relaxing Introvert Extrovert Ted…
Breaking: Sleeping man unaware of oncoming traffic
VANCOUVER – On his drive from West Van to Burnaby, experienced commuter Richard Blair has fallen into a deep sleep and is completely oblivious of several rapidly approaching vehicles. “Holy…
Outdoor rinks open in time for return of weird guys who skate-dance alone
TORONTO – Despite the fluctuating temperatures this fall, the opening of outdoor rinks across the city has coincided with another holiday tradition: the arrival of strange gentlemen who always ji…
7 YTV PJ’s that are still alive
Remember when YTV was full of the most hilarious, entertaining and chewing gum based personalities? They were called PJs and we loved them all. Sadly, most are now long dead but let’s check in an…
Dog stuck in hot car actually just wanted to see his owner’s window broken
ST. CATHARINES, ON – Investigators are piecing together an incident from earlier this summer where Mr. Pickles, the Williams’ family dog, took great pleasure in watching a bystander smash the win…
Toronto voted best city in the world by people who’ve never been anywhere else
TORONTO – Ontario’s capital has yet again been voted the greatest city in the world by those who’ve never stepped foot outside its borders. “It’s not only the fashion capital of the world, it’s a…
New fashion trend: turning your cut off jeans into jeans
VANCOUVER – It’s the hottest thing since ‘reverse belts’, but women across Canada are now obsessed with transforming their cut-off jeans into full-length pants. “I call them shlongs”, gushe…
