OTTAWA — Fresh from a court hearing in which he pled guilty to assault and possession of cocaine, Senator Patrick Brazeau was uncertain about whether it would be a smart move for his reputa…
Harper renames Mount Logan to Mount Denial
WHITEHORSE – Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has officially changed the name of Mount Logan to Mount Denial when he visited the Yukon capital city earlier this week. The announcement comes…
Chris Alexander asks Syrian refugees to wait six more weeks until Conservatives re-elected
AJAX — Citizenship and Immigration Minister Chris Alexander has told refugees escaping war-torn Syria and Iraq to hang tight until the Conservatives are given another majority government by…
Harper outraged by three year sentence for Canadian journalist in Egypt, demands life in prison
OTTAWA – Two days after Canadian journalist Mohamed Fahmy was sentenced to three years in prison by an Egyptian court, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper blasted the decision as a compl…
ISIS latest group to denounce “The Fat Jew”
RAQQA, SYRIA – Citing the overwhelming backlash surrounding Instagram star Josh Ostrovsky, better known as The Fat Jew, signing with CAA, the Islamic State announced Monday that it has removed th…
Whitehorse announces 2024 Olympic bid
WHITEHORSE — While Toronto agonizes over the decision on hosting the world’s leading international sporting event, the northern city of Whitehorse has made its official bid for the 2024 Sum…
NDP: ‘$17/hour’ in English translates to ‘$15/hour’ in French, ‘$13/hour’ in Punjabi
MONTREAL – NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair has informed the media that the wage gap between party campaign workers is just how $17 per hour in English translates differently into French and Punja…
Wright clarifies that Harper’s “good to go” meant he’s “DTF”
OTTAWA – Former PMO chief of staff Nigel Wright testified Wednesday that Stephen Harper’s now-infamous “good to go” email was not an endorsement of Wright’s plan to reimburse suspended Senator Mi…
Harper proposes travel ban on Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
VANCOUVER — Vowing to keep Canadians safe, Prime Minister Stephen Harper promised to criminalize travelling to Vancouver’s notorious East Hasting Street. Harper made the announcement wearin…
Poll: Liberals, Conservatives neck-and-neck among left-handed Yukoners
According to the five person poll, both the Grits and Tories hold 33% of southpaw support with the NDP a distant 17%. “Both leaders have been meeting with the lefty lobby in this riding,” said F…