WILMINGTON, DE – Tim Hortons company insiders revealed Monday that the beloved Canadian cultural icon is currently just testing its customers’ loyalty by releasing round after round of what…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Quebec Premier & leader of the Parti Québécois Pauline Marois and Ursula from The Little Mermaid
Round 2 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Premier of Quebec and leader of the Parti Québécois, the Honourable Pauline Marois with Ursula from The Little Mermaid. They’ve bo…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for MP Jason Kenney and Randy from Trailer Park Boys as the most alike
Round 1 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches MP for Calgary SE & Minister of Citizenship, Immigration & Multiculturalism Jason Kenney with Randy from Trailer Park Boys. They…
Caption contest rules
Rules for The Beaverton online headline competition 1. The competition is open to all users of the The Beaverton website. The Beaverton writers and anyone connected to The Beaverton may contribut…
GTA starts drive to Canada’s Wonderland three weeks early to beat rush
TORONTO – Feeling the need to get a head start on traffic and line-ups, over half the city of Toronto began driving to Canada’s Wonderland this Sunday, three-weeks in advance of its opening…
I’m pretty sure I would be in this exact same position even if Pierre Trudeau wasn’t my dad
By Justin Trudeau In the wake of my recent election as leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, I’ve noticed that one or two media outlets have suggested that my success may somehow be related to m…
The Junos happened, sources report
OTTAWA- A Canadian awards show that honours musical achievements by Canadian artists and bands recently occurred, according to a number of sources. “Yep, that was this month, I think,” one source…
Supreme Court of Canada Justice Morris Fish is retiring
Known as a staunch defender of civil liberties, Supreme Court of Canada Justice Morris Fish announced his retirement earlier this week. What’s your say? “I hope he receives a giant no…
UPDATE: Nation just wants spring to fucking happen
OTTAWA – Following a series of weeks with mixing of nice weather and cold weather, Canadians from all cities and provinces have gotten tired of this windy cold shit, and just want spring to…
