Making parodies about Heritage Minutes. A part of our history since 5 minutes after the first Heritage Minute premiered.…
Canadian Blood Services’ ban on gay blood donors
The Beaverton uncovers the real reason Canadian Blood Services won’t let gay men donate blood.…
Breaking: The Beaverton obtains Parliamentary Press Pass
OTTAWA – In order to better compete with other media and bring readers the most reliable fake news, the Beaverton is going directly to the source and has been granted access to the Parliame…
The Indian Act
Marilla Wex reports on how the Trudeau government has finally found a way to solve the racial and legal complications surrounding one of Canada’s oldest laws.…
The Beaverton Trailer
Coming November 9 at 10:30 pm on Comedy: The News. On Television.…
Study: 90% of girls who were mean to you in high school now trapped in beauty product pyramid schemes
OAKVILLE – A recent study has revealed that most girls that were assholes to you in high school are now struggling to break free from cosmetics-related pyramid schemes in their adult lives. “We p…
Green Party condemns former candidate for throwing non-organic pumpkin seeds at Trudeau
HAMILTON – Green Party Leader Elizabeth May is condemning a former candidate of her party for throwing non-organic pumpkin seeds at Prime Minister Justin Trudeau earlier today. According to…
Computer illiterate Ontario government asks grade ten students to fix online literacy test
TORONTO – Ontario government officials are appealing to grade 10 students to help them fix the problems with online Ontario Secondary School Literacy Test since it crashed earlier today. Pa…
Yukon votes 2016: Party platforms
Yukoners will head to the polls on November 7th to elect 19 members of the Legislative Assembly. Here’s what the four political parties have to offer: The Yukon Party Indigenous Relations: Promis…
Trudeau: Only 39.5% of people voted for electoral reform
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government is backing away from a promise on electoral reform by claiming they didn’t get enough votes in the past federal election to refor…
