MONT-TREMBLANT, QC — After a weekend spent skiing and drinking hot cocoa with her family at a cabin in the Laurentians, the last thing local mom Dawn Frick expected was to be melded permane…
The Beaverton’s Inauguration Coverage
The Beaverton’s Marilla Wex reports live from Washington DC with breaking inauguration coverage. Up first, Donald Trump has interrupted the Arlington Wreath Laying Ceremony to plug his new…
What happened to the Electric Circus dancers after they were released?
Catch tonight’s new episode, 10pm EST on Comedy Network.…
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Newfoundland taxes books after caving to powerful illiterate lobby
ST JOHN’S – Reports indicate that the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador’s decision to tax books was mostly a result of heavy lobbying from the province’s popular functionally illitera…
Guide To: Inauguration Day
The Beaverton begins our coverage of the presidential inauguration.…
Health Canada concerned about possible outbreak of white men wearing shorts in winter
White guys wearing shorts in winter, is it an epidemic? Catch this week’s new episode of The Beaverton at 10pm EST, Wednesday on The Comedy Network.…
Canadians Learn About Gandhi and Serial Killer Gilles de Rais
Canadians learn About Gandhi and serial killer Gilles de Rais, and the results will shock you! #BeavFeed…
Dr. Prof. Hon. Couns. Kellie Leitch, MD, MBA, PP, QC, RSC, BBQ, GST, vows to protect Canada from elites
Creemore, ONT – Fresh off the heels of leaked audio in which Hon. Dr. K. Kellie Leitch, P.C., O.Ont., M.D., M.B.A., F.R.C.S.(C) insisted that she’s “not an idiot” because of the volume of letters…
How To: Get Screeched In
Not sure how to fit in while you’re in Newfoundland? Check out this handy how-to on the art of “getting screeched in”.…
