OTTAWA – Continuing to follow the game plan laid out for her by President Donald Trump’s successful campaign, Kellie Leitch has gone out of her way to brag about sexually assaulting a numbe…
Local man unable to resist pointing out how beautiful day actually a sign of climate apocalypse
TORONTO – After fighting the urge for a full thirty seconds local man Geoffrey McLeod interrupted his colleague’s conversation about what a beautiful and warm day we were having in or…
Poll suggests 75% of Canadians sick of other 25% always embarrassing them
OTTAWA – A new Angus Reid poll has found that nearly one in four Canadians favours imposing a Trump style Muslim Ban on immigration, while the other three Canadians are sick of that guy bei…
5 adorable dogs who also regret supporting Donald Trump
Dogs are man’s best friend. But just like humans; sometimes they make mistakes, like chewing shoes or supporting a dictator. Here are 5 pups who also wish they hadn’t thrown their sup…
Betsy DeVos promises to pass GED in time for first day of work
WASHINGTON D.C. – Immediately after being confirmed as Secretary of Education in an extremely close Senate vote, Betsy DeVos spoke to the media and promised to secure her General Educationa…
Quiz: Can you make it through the “extreme vetting” Donald Trump is proposing for visitors to the U.S.?
Donald Trump has proposed more stringent criteria for people wishing to enter the United States of America. Here is an exclusive view of the questions would-be visitors must answer. Sources Prayi…
‘Will the two of you please shut up’ – an open letter to Kevin O’Leary and Kathleen Wynne from the Beaverton
Dear Mr. O’Leary and Premier Wynne, Having had the opportunity to review your recent “open letters” to each other, we at the Beaverton have decided to write our own open letter to the two of you,…
Quiz: Can you beat me up?
It doesn’t matter why I’m asking, and I am certainly not going to attack you or anything, but if it came down to a contest of physical supremacy between you and I, who would emerge the victor? So…
What, you thought I liked normal sex?
Yesterday as I was enjoying my standard evening of watching youtube clips of houses burning down and berating my youngest son for no reason I saw a breaking CNN report about my longstanding ties …
Rookie Minister of Youth Justin Trudeau survives Trudeau’s cabinet shuffle
OTTAWA – Despite a cabinet shuffle that saw prominent MPs Stephane Dion and John McCallum moved aside, inexperienced Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs and Youth Justin Trudeau has manag…
