TORONTO – Finally some common ground! After years of arguing about who really screwed things up, baby boomers and millennials were able to come together in order to proclaim that Gen Xers c…
Somalian refugee family names baby after Detention Centre they are being indefinitely held at
TORONTO – Looks like Justin Trudeau isn’t the only one getting the honour of having a baby named after him! The Casowe family, who have been stuck in a refugee detention for 8 months since …
France successfully defeats fascism for first time
PARIS – Jubilant French citizens took to the streets this evening to celebrate their nation’s Presidential election results, which mark the first time their country has been able to prevent…
Journalists should only become the news if they are white: Toronto Star Public Editor
BY: KATHY ENGLISH, TORONTO STAR PUBLIC EDITOR It has long been the policy of the Toronto Star that black journalists not take public stands on public issues or become the news. By exercising his …
7 times Anna Kendrick was fierce AF about the softwood lumber tariff dispute
Oh Anna. Just when we thought we couldn’t love you anymore you show us what it means to be a Bawse Bitch with your statements on the financial dispute between Canada and America over the import/e…
Kathleen Wynne’s polls numbers inch up to negative 24 percent
TORONTO – Ontario Liberals breathed a little easier this morning as a new Angus Reid Poll shows that nearly negative one in four voters plan to vote Liberal in the upcoming provincial elect…
Annual Quebec corruption scandal arrives earlier than expected
QUEBEC CITY – The corruption scandal, a sacred and time-tested Quebec tradition whereby the entire government is thrown into disarray after revelations of shady behind the scenes dealing, s…
Apple invents new laptop that is designed to be turned off once in a while
PAOLO ALTO – In a stunning announcement Apple Inc. has revealed that their new MacBook Pro has been specially built so that it will function better if turned off from time to time. “As our …
Dust blown off Porky’s tapes from coast to coast as nation celebrates Canadian Film Day
OTTAWA – Canadians from all across the country came together to celebrate Canadian Film Day by digging their old VHS copies of 1981 sex comedy Porky’s out from storage. “Porky’s wasn’t my f…
TTC Shop to sell giant sticks operators still use to move streetcar tracks
TORONTO – The TTC Shop has introduced a new item for sale: life size replicas of the large sticks operators still use to move the streetcar tracks for some reason. “We’ve done quite well se…
