Yesterday my bud Will asked me what a cool is, and how did I get to be so cool? I told him I’m not so cool, I just have lots of style and pinash. He said what’s pinash? I said look it…
I’m the Champ: Men are from Rome, women are from Mars
A lot of people notice I’m good with ladies. They say “Hey Champ, you are so smooth, you must have slept with a hundred girls.” Now I am a gentleman and will never brag, but it’s more than two, I…
I’m the Champ: Don’t be so fat, OK?
I was talking to a fat guy the other day and he was saying he wanted to be skinny like me. I told him he’s not so fat (you have to do that, BE CIVILIZED ABOUT FAT PEOPLE, OK?). This guy said he w…