Political correctness has truly gotten out of control- no university campus in the country will allow Dave to come do a highly-paid speaking engagement about his thoughts that he has. “I have opi…
Meet the team of Navy SEALs whose job it is to bring back Trump every time he gets confused and wanders off
Among the most highly trained U.S. Special Operations soldiers, the men and women of SEAL Team 11 are tasked with locating and retrieving President Donald Trump every time he wanders away from ho…
Man proud of Western Culture mostly just seems to like Seth MacFarlane
EDMONTON – Although he claims pride in the culture and traditions of the West, local man Eric Arlin mostly just seems to enjoy movies and TV shows written by Seth MacFarlane. “It’s time the…
Women crazy, says neurotic shambles of a man
TORONTO – Each and every single woman on the planet is crazy, according to research from Paul, a broken-down wreck of a human male. “Newsflash, uh, women are crazy,” said Paul, laughing far…
The new Omar Khadr? Libs HONOUR this man for killing US soldiers
Disgraceful. That’s the only word to use when the Liberal government of Justin Trudeau pays out millions to build statues of a man guilty of murdering US servicemen. Isaac Brock, a self-described…
Traitors: moderate Republicans just voted against letting the President use The Machine
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Once again blocking the President’s plans to Make America Great Again, moderate Republicans in Congress and the Senate are refusing to vote in favour of allowing Donald J…
Wow! This YouTube celeb makes 50k a month doing pretty bad makeup tutorials
Incredible. YouTube personality Jordan Peterson makes over 50 thousand dollars every month, even though his makeup tutorials are, by most accounts, not super great. “Jordan Peterson is the only Y…
‘Buy American’ legislation forces man to source his kangaroo milk from Nebraska
OHIO- As a result of the America-first economic policies of Donald Trump, Ohioan Brad Frasier now has no recourse but to use inferior, Nebraskan-quality Kangaroo products. “How am I supposed to p…
Toronto Wolfpack cruises to 90-0 rugby victory against terrified group of children
TORONTO – Continuing the breakaway success of their debut season, the Toronto Wolfpack rugby team has won a blowout victory against a group of fleeing, terrified schoolchildren who did not …
After consulting tenancy act, local woman decides to ask landlord for her kidneys back
TORONTO – After a fractious relationship with her landlord caused her to consult the Ontario Landlord and Tenant Act, local woman Huma Sayeed has decided to ask him for her kidneys back. “I…