OTTAWA – A drought of new disaster metaphors have struck Canada’s journalists and columnists covering the high profile SNC-Lavalin affair. Dozens of reporters from The Globe and Mail, CBC, …
Doug Ford’s customized OPP van runs over first whistleblower
TORONTO – Ontario Premier Doug Ford’s customized OPP van has reportedly struck its first whistleblower near Queen’s Park earlier today. The specialized van complete with $100,000 worth of u…
Conservatives denounce PM for not paying JWR to go away Iike a Senate scandal
OTTAWA – The Official Opposition is continuing to hound Prime Minister Justin Trudeau by claiming that they would have paid-off off the Justice Minister to keep quiet like they paid Senator…
NDP members devastated by Jagmeet Singh’s by-election win
Burnaby, BC – As results came in from the Burnaby by-election, members of the federal NDP were disheartened to learn that they would be stuck with Jagmeet Singh as their leader for the 2019…
Man who has done nothing wrong spontaneously quits job for no reason
OTTAWA – Principal Secretary to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and completely innocent man Gerald Butts has resigned citing no reason in particular. The good-natured employee said that his s…
Stalwart Winnipeggers not going to let the A&W being on fire get in the way of their drive-thru order
WINNIPEG – Showing an absolute resolve in their dedication to the A&W fast-food chain, loyal Winnipeggers were still making orders through the drive-thru despite the restaurant being co…
Prince Philip still refuses to give up pilot’s license
LONDON – Despite voluntarily surrendering his driving permit after a recent vehicle accident, Prince Philip is still racking up solo hours by flying throughout the country. Buckingham Palac…
Edmonton expected to get hit with 10 cm of Oilers jerseys tonight
EDMONTON – Environment Canada has issued a special weather advisory for the Edmonton area which is expected to receive up to 10 cm of Edmonton Oilers jerseys from disillusioned fans tonight…
Going Public: This pensioner was overcharged on her car insurance so we brutally murdered the people responsible
A senior driver was shocked to discover that her insurance company was over-billing her with an added premium she never asked for, but justice has been served since our Going Public Team brutally…
Tories double-down on using Heritage Minutes to blame Trudeau for 1850s Irish refugee crisis
TORONTO – Despite requests not to use Heritage Minutes for political purposes by its creators, the Conservative Party of Canada has released a new attack ad using the 1991 Heritage Minute o…
