WASHINGTON – A fake news black hole has emerged along the Canada-US border after US President Donald Trump corrected far-right pundit Ezra Levant about his tweet calling Canadian Prime Mini…
Study: More people prefer to jump out 11th storey window instead of sharing elevator
WINDSOR – Research conducted at the University of Windsor has revealed that 73% of people living in apartment buildings would plummet from an 11th storey window instead of sharing an elevat…
Exhausted Americans petition Greenland to purchase US instead
WASHINGTON – Millions of fed-up Americans have petitioned the autonomous Danish territory of Greenland to purchase the 243-year-old waning superpower for better healthcare, democratic repre…
RCMP blocks Scheer’s number
OTTAWA – The RCMP have blocked the phone number of Opposition Leader Andrew Scheer after months of round the clock calls requesting the RCMP investigate and arrest the Prime Minister for hi…
Elections Canada concerned facts may interfere with federal election
OTTAWA – Elections Canada is issuing a special warning to all advocacy groups that they should not issue any scientifically verifiable facts during the election that would interfere with Ca…
Veterans Affairs changes media policy after mistaking Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae for Canadian soldiers
OTTAWA – Veterans Affairs has announced it will be screening all of its material for any historical errors after the department mistook Spartans fighting their Persian enemies at the Battle…
Report: 6 more ethics violations will win Trudeau a free 6 inch sub at Parliament’s cafeteria
OTTAWA – Ethics Commissioner Mario Dion said Prime Minister Justin Trudeau only has to violate the Conflict of Interest Act six more times before receiving a free six inch submarine sandwic…
Ontario government replaces OSAP with Taylor Swift
TORONTO – After superstar Taylor Swift made a generous donation to support a fan’s tuition fees, the Ontario government has announced that the American singer-songwriter will now be the onl…
Report: Ford tried to obtain neuralyzer to make people forget past year
TORONTO – A recent Freedom of Information request has revealed Ontario Premier Doug Ford has attempted to obtain a neuralyzer like the one featured in the Men in Black film series. Accordin…
Majority of Canadians support country’s separation from Jason Kenney
EDMONTON – A new poll suggests that a majority of Canadians support Canada making a clean break from Alberta Premier Jason Kenney. If a referendum were held today, 92% of Canadians would sa…
