Notley to flood BC so pipelines reach Pacific - The Beaverton

Notley to flood BC so pipelines reach Pacific

EDMONTON – Premier has announced her proposal to sink the province of to resolve the ongoing dispute with BC, and grant her province a direct port access to Asian markets.

“950,000 square kilometers and 4.6 million people shouldn’t stand in the way of good jobs,” announced Notley. “That’s why we’re bringing the Pacific Ocean closer to us.”

According to plan titled “Flood the Granola-Munching Bastards,” the landlocked Alberta government intends on using water pumped from the Hudson Bay while using a very long hose borrowed from .

“We can’t wait for a tsunami to do this for us,” explained United Conservative Leader who has fully backed the plan. “Actions of Biblical proportion are needed now.”

At press time, BC Premier was airbrushing Rachel Notley out of the most recent First Ministers Meeting.