6 juices as raw as your holiday family interactions

Whatever your family holiday breaking point looks like—whether it’s dropping bitter truths at the dinner table, screaming in a parked car, or punching through a lampshade—there’s a raw juice for that.

Go Green Detox: Revitalizing cucumber, spinach and apple juices are extracted and bottled up neatly in an airtight vessel, just like your most genuine self is when you’re home for the holidays.
Cashew Bee Pollen Elixir: This creamy concoction is perfect for brunch with friends, or holiday dinners that end in mom sobbing over the sink.
Spicy Ginger Tonic: Zap your tastebuds to life with this invigorating ginger tonic best served freezing cold, like the bracing winter walk you’ll be forced to take after dinner to prevent another outburst.
Banana Ham: A flavour combination that nobody asked for, this juice echoes your dad’s 30-minute long tirade about the rise of “PC culture”. Enjoy it fresh from the fridge, if your throat muscles aren’t too constricted to consume liquids due to days of silent panic.
Bottle of Wine x 2 and Maybe Eat an Orange: This juice is just two bottles of wine and then maybe you eat an orange. Tell everyone you’re going to get something from the big freezer in the basement and then enjoy five minutes of solitude sadly scrolling through Instagram in the dark.
A Celery Stick Lying on a Bare Countertop The “fuck it” of all juices, this celery stick on a bare countertop is screamingly raw. It says brazenly into the faces of family members: “Next year I’m not doing this.”