TORONTO — A sloshed LCBO employee is denying he had any responsibility on who replaced vodka with water in several 1.3 liters bottles of Smirnoff Vodka.
“I had…had not one thing to do with it,” slurred Stan Daniels while trying to keep his balance. “I [had] always been there…right there at work. How could I…do something when my favorite drink is only…like vodka?”
LCBO officials are still looking for a suspect who left several empty water bottles near Daniels’ locker and found the culprit’s ‘S. Daniels’ name tag.
At press time, the hammered cashier began to cry and asked customers why they didn’t love him before falling asleep slumped up against his cash register.
