TORONTO – The makers of “Personal Dating Assistant,” the site that offers its users consultants who manage your online dating profile for you, have developed a new app that allows you to send a more attractive individual on a date in your place.
“The Tradr Datr consultant is like a dating stunt double,” said Olivia Felecie, a personal dating assistant. “You’re still the star of the show, they’re just subbing in for all the tricky parts like dressing well, picking out a restaurant and conversation.”
The consultants come in varying degrees of attractiveness from pharmacy ad model and Hollister employee to B-list celebrity and Brazilian soccer star. Users of the app can also select the substitute’s ethnicity, hair colour, accent and hygiene.”
The app is for those who are ready to date, but not quite ready to face the reality of judgment and rejection by another human being.
The service is available for extension right up until marriage at which point the suitor behind the consultant subs in for the long run.
“At Tradr Datr, there’s a better first date with a better version of you” Felecie added.
