SCARBOROUGH – After years of uncertainty, the City of Toronto finally has enough dough for a Subway plan that will increase the size of the Footlong by six inches.
The project, part of a broader initiative called Sandwich City, has been hailed by officials as “the best thing since sliced bread.”
“This is a really exciting time for Torontonians,” said mayor Rob Ford, who had been pushing for a Subway extension since his election. “Karen Stintz tried to Torpedo it, but we’ve had this bun in the oven for a long time, and now we’re finally ready to take it out.”
“I’m not saying he’s a Hero, but trying to get this extension passed has really put my brother through the Grinder, the Poor Boy,” said Councillor Doug Ford. “Without him, the plan would have just been toast.”
Citizens of the GTA have long had a beef with the current Subway, which only provides a limited 6- and 12-inch selection.
The newest proposal, which was cooked up in the last few months, will replace a less popular plan for a light mayo line on Eglinton, though many counselors have stated that they would prefer to Wedge in a combo of the two.
At press time, Hoagie.
