LONDON – On [date TBA] the United States basketball “dream team” defeated the [placeholder] team by a score of [placeholder] to 42.
Kobe Bryant lead the scoring barrage with an unprecedented [placeholder] points, [placeholder] of which were scored in the first quarter alone.
“Opposing guard [placeholder] of [placeholder] tried to play up on me but I was able to blow by him pretty easily due to his well known wonky left knee, and that created some opportunities for my team,” said Bryant.
“Maybe one day [placeholder] will make it to the NBA”, he added.
After a close first quarter, the experience of Coach Krzyzewski shone through when he utilized the American’s superior athletic ability to spark a [placeholder] to 2 run and a [placeholder] lead into halftime.
The Americans continued to roll in the second half punctuated by LeBron James’ vicious dunk over [placeholder]
Despite the loss, star forward [placeholder] of [placeholder] was satisfied with their performance.
“We gave everything we had, and I’m sure we’ll go down in history for our valiant effort. And I will be proud to represent [placeholder] in 2016” said [placeholder].
EDITOR’S NOTE: Don’t run this until after the American basketball team wins
