BALTIMORE, MD – Researchers from the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine published a report earlier this week which finds that smoking is still kinda cool, provided the smoker in question is attractive.
“Smoking, on its own, is generally perceived negatively. But there’s something, just, kinda so irresistibly rebellious and cool about it when the smoker is good looking,” the report stated in part.
Yet researchers conceded that for the act of inhaling carcinogens to bestow any benefit upon one’s social status, they must already be “at least a seven, probably an eight.”
The report also noted the cool-enhancing effects of smoking could also be extended if the smoker “leaned against a brick wall, wore a cool jacket, and looked like they didn’t give a fuck.”
