By Todd Isaac
Stacey, you know how you’re always saying I should be more romantic? Well, I just had to call you about this really great song I heard today. It’s got an awesome beat that you’d totally be into. I think this should be our fuck song from now on.
Look, we’ve done it to a lot of songs in the past, but this one is different. I heard it today at basketball practice. At first it got me really pumped, and I was thinking about how great a song it is to bounce a ball to, but as I was going for a lay-up, it dawned on me that it would make a really great song to fuck you to as well.
This isn’t like the other songs we’ve fucked to.
There’s this cool part about halfway through with this sick drum solo that would be perfect for when I do that thing we both agreed was wicked. Oh man, just thinking about it makes me want to play that song again, especially while we bone. It was a great song to scrimmage to, but I bet it will sound even better while we fuck.
The song also has some nice lyrics that I think you’d appreciate. I didn’t really hear them all in context, but the rapper used the words ‘my only honey’ several times so it’s romantic because it’s about his true love. I think he also says something in the chorus about ‘bein’ legit this time,’ so it’s about honesty. That’s what I feel about us, Stacey. This is our fuck song for sure.
What’s great about it too is that it isn’t too long. We could play it twice if we needed to. The other songs on the CD aren’t that good, so we’d probably want to loop this one just to be safe. I won’t have time to make a proper mix play-list if we meet-up later because the guys from B-ball and I are gonna hit up a bar for a bit.
What I’m thinking is I’m going to stop by Steve’s and he’s going to lend me his surround hi-def speakers. He’s usually pretty tight with his stuff, but he’s single and likes the song and wants someone to fuck to it properly.
In fact, when I heard the song today, I told all the guys at practice that we’d be fucking to it and they all really want to know how it turns out.
This is going to be great. I’m so pumped. Maybe I should buy you some roses or something?
So, anyway, what time can I be at your place tonight?
