TORONTO – University of Toronto nerds announced earlier today plans to launch a small rover to the women’s change room in the university’s Athletic Centre late in 2011.
The Naked Girl Rover (NGR) is a radio controlled device built from spare parts donated by NASA, whose scientists have been enthusiastically supporting the project for the last six months. The craft will be equipped with a state-of-the-art digital imaging system and robotic arms for collecting samples, such as bras and panties.
The Naked Girl Rover is scheduled to launch from rover team leader Stewart Pinkley’s driveway on Beverly St. on Nov. 25, 2011, at 11:00 EST.
An ETA at the women’s change room is expected on Nov. 25, 2011 at 11:38 EST.
The Rover will be controlled from Pinkley’s
living room via radio control. With the
help of a camera mounted on the Rover, it
will proceed to navigate the streets of St.
George campus, going first north up Beverley
to St. George St., further north up St. George
St. to Harbord St., where it will turn left and
continue westward to the entrance of the Athletic Centre.
Giggling nerds will be placed at the entrance
to the Athletic Centre and in other strategic points inside
to open doors for the toy-car-sized rover, until it finally
reaches the entrance to the women’s change
room. From that point on, not even the
nerdiest nerd can predict what will happen.
Pinkley is confident the mission, which he describes as “the next step in the search for
naked girls,” will be a success.
“We’ve just spent too many hours and planned
too hard for this,” Pinkley said. “We’re ready
for anything, and we’ve got a great team here
at mission control.”
The announcement of the Naked Girl Rover has created
much excitement among U of T nerds.
“Ohhhh, flailginflagan,” exclaimed one
poindextrous nerd, when asked about the
possibility of seeing real live girls naked.
“Ngohhhy,” another remarked.
The Naked Girl Rover is one of the most technologically challenging interlocker room missions ever designed. Months of assembly and testing are still required before the rover is ready for the tough, slippery terrains it will tackle once launched.
To find out more about the Naked Girl Rover,
visit Pinkley’s web page: http://nakedgirlrover.blogspot.com/
Social media audiences can also follow the project through Twitter: http://twitter.com/NakedGirlRover/
