Incredible. YouTube personality Jordan Peterson makes over 50 thousand dollars every month, even though his makeup tutorials are, by most accounts, not super great. “Jordan Peterson is the only Y…
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Thing happens that we do not understand even remotely
THE INTERNET, PROBABLY – Swedish YouTube celebrity PewDiePie was disavowed by Disney and YouTube over anti-Semitic viral video content this week, in a story that we can not even begin to pr…
Man spends three days putting off five minute task
FREDERICTON — Deeming the act of quickly replying to a work email to be too difficult, local man Eric Stevenson has put off the task for multiple days, despite the fact that it would take him les…
What the fuck do you mean I don’t take constructive criticism well?
By: Shane Byron I can’t believe you would say something like that to me as though I’m some kind of crass moron that can’t take a well-reasoned opinion on my work performance. Unlike all of my oth…
Analysis: Federal Election will be decided by Party Leader who yells ‘Economy’ loudest, most often
OTTAWA — Tonight, the federal party leaders will meet in Calgary to participate in a debate on the economy sponsored by the Globe and Mail. And while they disagree on most issues, there is …
Google restructuring allows company to concentrate on exploiting your private data
SAN JOSE – The move to make technology giant Google part of a larger holding company, Alphabet Inc., will allow the company to better focus on running its products as well as on abusing the perso…
Journalist wastes bi-monthly question with Stephen Harper by asking if he could ask a question
LAVAL – National newspaper reporter Eric Hitchens wasted his first chance to ask Stephen Harper a question in over two months by first posing whether it would be acceptable to ask a questio…
Subway busker plays YouTube video of better busker for spare change
MONTREAL — A busker operating outside of Beaudry station has taken to playing YouTube videos of better buskers for money. “I play all the hits,” said the busker, Seb Trudel-Gend…
White man pretty sure he needs to weigh in on this conversation
TORONTO – As racial tensions rise, LGBTQ issues become mainstream, and women’s rights are attacked, local Caucasian male Robert Wiser finally feels he has been silent for long enough. “I th…
Best book local man has ever read is only book he’s read since high school
KAMLOOPS, B.C. – Calling it “incredible”, “well-paced”, and “totally unique”, local man Tim Murphy has named Kathryn Stockett’s The Help as the best book he’s ever read. “It’s amazing becau…