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BREAKING: The Beaverton has received a videotape of Rob Ford not smoking crack
TORONTO – In a shocking twist, The Beaverton has received an exclusive video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford not smoking crack cocaine, stumbling drunkenly, or shouting any ethnic slurs. In spite…
The Beaverton endorses Montreal municipal candidate: Maximus Corruptus
The editors at the Beaverton have endorsed Maximus Corruptis for Montreal’s proconsul. The Beaverton editors believe that as the American Empire crumbles, we need only look back to t…
The Beaverton endorses Montreal municipal candidates: Team Mob
The editors at the Beaverton have endorsed Team Mob for Montreal municipal office. The Beaverton endorses the re-election of Team Mob. Tradition is the backbone of any great city and the Beaverto…
The Beaverton endorses Montreal municipal candidates: Team Stock Photo
The editors at the Beaverton have endorsed Team Stock Photo for Montreal municipal office. This bright team of comfortably generic models will bring a convincing synergy to Montreal’s City …
BREAKING: The Beaverton Live! plays tonight!
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The Beaverton Live!
We’re happy to announce our live show! Only two weeks away! For media contact, view the show’s press release. Brown Paper Tickets Ticket Widget Loading… Click Here to vis…
Caption contest rules
Rules for The Beaverton online headline competition 1. The competition is open to all users of the The Beaverton website. The Beaverton writers and anyone connected to The Beaverton may contribut…
Annoying writers exclaim ‘news brief’ following any observation they make
THE BEAVERTON – Two self-absorbed writers for a Canadian fake news publication believe nearly everything they say is worth publishing for the enjoyment of others. Anytime one of the writers says …