TORONTO – Viewership for the once wildly popular primetime show Mayor Ford has been steadily declining after writers used crack cocaine to advance the plot for the second straight season. The awa…
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Rob Ford dares Police Chief to arrest him before he poisons the Gotham reservoir
TORONTO – At a press conference, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford challenged Police Chief Bill Blair to apprehend him before he could carry out “yet another fiendishly wicked stroke of criminal genius”, an…
Rob Ford Neknominates Ontario Premier in Internet drinking game
TORONTO – Toronto Mayor Rob Ford released a video on the new ‘Ford Nation’ YouTube channel today in which he participates in the new Internet drinking phenomenon ‘Neknomination’ and challen…
La Poutine Week: Most popular dishes
Montreal, Toronto, Ottawa and Quebec City will be hosting La Poutine Week from February 1st until the 7th. Here are some of the more popular dishes being served: Poutini 5 parts french fries, 3 p…
Rob Ford’s proposed Subway extension to bring 18-inch sandwiches to Scarborough
SCARBOROUGH – After years of uncertainty, the City of Toronto finally has enough dough for a Subway plan that will increase the size of the Footlong by six inches. The project, part of a broader …
Carleton University: University Reviews 2013
Name: Carleton University Nickname: Ol’ Cemented and Demented Motto: The “K” Stands for “Quality” History: Founded in 1942, it is said that Carleton was originally built to hide an enormous, sub…
Mayor Ford officially ruins sex
TORONTO – Embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford ruined intercourse for thousands of Torontonians today when he implanted the image of him passionately engaging in cunnilingus in their minds fore…
Update: That Chinese couple is not talking about you
YOUR LOCATION – Contrary to popular opinion, the Chinese couple you see speaking to each other in restaurants, grocery stores, and on the bus are not, in fact, gossiping about you. In all l…
Why we shud fergive Mayer Ford for misstakes
BY: FRAZER ROBBINS, FORD NATION SUPPORTER Mayer Rob Ford is good man, but hes humaine and makes misstakes. He keeps txes lowe and his pramises he siad durring the campain. He maye hve dun sumthin…