OTTAWA – Prime Minister Stephen Harper has agreed to participate in a televised English debate under the condition that he will be the only candidate present and no questions are asked. Har…
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Stephen Harper resigns admitting Prime Ministership ‘just an art project’
OTTAWA – Shortly after Chris Lloyd, the Conservative Party candidate running against Liberal leader Justin Trudeau in the Quebec riding of Papineau, turned in his resignation by stating tha…
Elizabeth May botches ’22 Minutes’ audition
OTTAWA – Speaking at the yearly Ottawa Press Gallery Dinner, Green Party leader Elizabeth May’s off-colour jokes about Omar Khadr were later revealed to be an unsuccessful audition for the …
Trudeau forgets to google ‘Eve Adams’ before welcoming her into Liberal Party
OTTAWA – Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau failed to conduct a google search on former Conservative MP Eve Adams before allowing her to cross the floor into the Liberal Party. “Oh, shit!” a wid…
Conservatives introduce new cabinet minister, Mungo
OTTAWA – Shortly after the resignation of Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird, the Harper government has introduced his seven-foot-eight, 482-pound successor, the Honourable Mungo. “Haurrgh…
Justin Trudeau promises 30% more
OTTAWA – Unveiling his party’s first policy, Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau is pledging to all Canadians 30% more. Trudeau also unveiled more details on what is expected to be his party’s pl…
Sun Media publishes retraction of last 18 years worth of articles
OTTAWA – After mistakenly attributing several politically incorrect comments to Liberal MP Marlo Raynolds, Sun Media has reviewed its archives and found that nearly all of its content from …
UPDATE: Justin Trudeau autobiography just 340 full-page photos of Justin Trudeau
OTTAWA – With the 2015 elections fast approaching, Justin Trudeau is preparing to release a meditative, compelling autobiography composed entirely of photographs of the Liberal party leader…
Justin Trudeau autobiography spends 70 pages on hair care products
OTTAWA – With the release of Justin Trudeau’s biography just around the corner, early readers have been surprised by the Liberal leader’s honest, lengthy, and exclusive discussion of hair p…
Justin Trudeau honours women on International Women’s Day by releasing photo spread of himself
OTTAWA – To celebrate International Women’s Day, Justin Trudeau is honouring the women of Canada by releasing a new photo spread of himself. “I’m recognizing the contribution of women in ou…
