Canada’s Parliament. More than just a building where MPs gather to practice their ‘shame’ chants. In this Beaverton digital exclusive, we simplify things.…
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Justin Trudeau apologizes to indigenous peoples for the mistreatment they will suffer for the next 150 years
In a brave and compassionate maneuver Canada’s Prime Minister finally apologized to first nations peoples for all the terrible things the government of Canada will soon be doing to t…
Report: 90% of Canadians plan to spend U.S. election day rocking back and forth while moaning softly
OTTAWA – A recent survey has revealed that 9 out of every 10 Canadians will spend the entirety of November 5 experiencing a moderate to severe panic attack, manifesting itself in curling in…
Green Party condemns former candidate for throwing non-organic pumpkin seeds at Trudeau
HAMILTON – Green Party Leader Elizabeth May is condemning a former candidate of her party for throwing non-organic pumpkin seeds at Prime Minister Justin Trudeau earlier today. According to…
Trudeau celebrates one year in office with #TBT Instagram collage
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau enthusiastically marked one year in office with a tasteful and sentimental Instagram collage. “What better way to celebrate the Liberal party’s landsl…
Trudeau: Only 39.5% of people voted for electoral reform
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government is backing away from a promise on electoral reform by claiming they didn’t get enough votes in the past federal election to refor…
Is Canada too needy for Justin Trudeau?
Is Canada too needy to hang on to our hot PM? Meet The Beaverton’s new Anchors, Emma Hunter and Miguel Rivas, as they debate. The Beaverton TV show premieres November 9th at 10:30 pm on Co…
Prince George: “That Trudeau prick needed to get knocked down a peg or two”
VANCOUVER – Prince George, the son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, clarified that he refused to high-five Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to “knock the peasant hero down a peg.…
Royal Couple given traditional Vancouver gift of artisanal fentanyl
VANCOUVER – At the conclusion of William and Kate’s official state visit to the city, Mayor Gregor Robertson had the honour of presenting them with a symbolic present representing the sacre…
America advised to pick more realistic dream
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing recent behaviour, a concerned group of friends and international representatives took the United States of America aside today and quietly advised it to pick a more real…
