OTTAWA – The Trans Mountain pipeline was shocked to discover Justin Trudeau on a date with the environment yesterday evening, after the Prime Minister had just hours earlier told it that he…
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Trudeau Liberals decry Caroline Mulroney’s attempt to ride father’s coattails
TORONTO – Members of the federal Liberals are expressing their collective outrage at the recent news that former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney’s daughter, Caroline, will be running as MPP for the…
Help, I’m a real journalist but I keep reporting on Justin Trudeau’s photo-ops without asking real questions!
By: Randi Bateman, Reporter I really need your help! I’m a real journalist, but I’m drawn into into the Prime Minister’s PR stunts, take dozens of photos, and report on it without asking a seriou…
“I didn’t touch the brownies you left on the counter, Mommy,” claims chocolate-covered Andrew Scheer
REGINA, SK – Despite chocolate smeared all over his face and hands, federal Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer insists he has no idea what happened to the freshly baked brownies his mo…
Just because I’m a cuck doesn’t mean I support Justin Trudeau
EDITORIAL BY A CUCK – There have been many on social media who seek to label anyone who supports Trudeau and his liberal cadre as a cuck or some variation thereof. I think this sort of lang…
Trudeau announces plans to travel exclusively by Pride Parade
OTTAWA — Ducking merrily into a spray of confetti, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced this morning that from now on he would be travelling exclusively by pride parade. “This is the 21st cent…
Trudeau tweets message welcoming world’s refugees to Canadian prisons
OTTAWA – After a federal judge upheld the government’s right to indefinitely detain immigrants as it sees fit, Trudeau sent a triumphant humanitarian tweet, inviting refugees from all over …
Justin Trudeau graces Rolling Stone cover to shore up American base
NEW YORK – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made the cover of Rolling Stone’s August issue in his latest attempt to appeal to his most supportive constituents; American liberals who don’t …
REPORT: Saskatchewan left Canada years ago
OTTAWA- A report conducted by the Ministry of Environment says that the entire province of Saskatchewan detached itself from the rest of the country and left “probably several years ago,” and now…
Indigenous Games interrupted by pipeline construction
TORONTO – The North American Indigenous Games, billed as the largest sports and cultural gathering of Indigenous people on the continent, was put on hold today, as crews arrived unannounced to br…
