BRAMPTON, ON – Seeking to emulate the rough-and-tumble action featured on the critically acclaimed HBO series Deadwood, local man Louis Fresno is now in incredible pain after escalating a m…
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George R.R. Martin stoked to find out how Game of Thrones ends
NEW MEXICO – In a statement given to reporters ahead of the seventh season finale of hit HBO show Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin (author of the unfinished book series it is based upon…
Controversy erupts after HBO Canada announces alternate history series where French won Seven Years War
OTTAWA – HBO Canada has come under fire after announcing a new series, “QUEBECADA” that depicts an alternate history where the British were defeated by French forces during the Seven Years War. “…
New HBO warning system tells viewers when they shouldn’t watch an episode with their mom
NEW YORK CITY – HBO will use the season seven premiere of Game of Throne to introduce a new rating system that will warn viewers if the episode they are about to watch should or definitely …
New Game of Thrones season rumoured to feature sex scenes
HOLLYWOOD – As its premiere date approaches, rumours are beginning to circulate that the upcoming season of HBO’s Game of Thrones may include scenes of nudity and sexuality. Hints have been…
‘Brass Band of Brothers’ becomes HBO’s worst ever show
After years as a home of critically-acclaimed television, HBO has begun to air a brass-instrument-themed spinoff of Band of Brothers: a show that critics are calling not only one of HBO’s, but on…
Everyone at Entourage screening pretending they walked into wrong theater
KINGSTON – A 7pm showing of the Entourage film at a multiplex theatre in Ontario was attended exclusively by filmgoers who claimed to be there by accident. “Wait, this is the Entourage movi…
Local woman still watching True Blood
TORONTO – Despite giving several vague answers on the topic in recent weeks, local woman Anna Trawley, 26, confirmed yesterday that she is “yeah…still probably going to watch the last season of T…
Fans detach selves emotionally to prepare for Game of Thrones season finale
CANADA – Fans of the hit HBO program Game of Thrones nationwide began to sever any and all of their connections with their favourite characters, fearing that yet another of the show’s…
Game of Thrones to raise revenue with product integration
LONDON — In the wake of discussions about how the popular fantasy saga Game of Thrones can maintain profitability as more and more viewers choose to illegally download rather than pay to view the…