QUEEN’S PARK – Following the surprise announcement that he will return all recently released lands back to the Greenbelt, Premier Doug Ford announced that the developers who purchased…
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“You fucks aren’t wearing a wire are you?” The Beaverton interview with Doug Ford
We sat down with Ontario Premier Doug Ford to discuss the Greenbelt scandal and how he plans to fix his damaged reputation. Premier Ford thank you for agreeing to this interview. “Yeah let&…
Clark celebrates Labour Day by resigning as Housing Minister but keeping his MPP job, benefits
QUEEN’S PARK – Amid the Greenbelt controversy that has surrounded the Ford Government, Housing Minister Steve Clark has announced plans to celebrate the Labour Day holiday by resignin…
Corporations hoarding homes thank Canadians for enthusiastically blaming immigration
MARKHAM, ON – As housing unaffordability rages out of control, the loose coalition of corporate landlords, investment property flippers, Airbnb moguls, REITs, and foreign real estate money …
Emboldened Doug Ford sells off Brampton
QUEEN’S PARK – Following the minimal fallout of the recent Greenbelt scandal, where Ontario’s Conservative Government took orders from connected property developers to allow dev…
Doug Ford clarifies Strong Mayors are the ones that can lift him
QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario Premier Doug Ford has expanded on the “strong mayor” powers he gave certain municipalities earlier this year, stating they only apply to mayors who …
Mayor-elect Olivia Chow currently riding bike to go do donuts on Doug Ford’s lawn
TORONTO – Following her victory in last night’s citywide election, mayor elect Olivia Chow has announced that her first order of business will be to ride her bike directly to Etobicok…
Quiz: Who should you vote for in Toronto’s Mayoral Race
It’s sex scandal caused election day in Toronto! The city is ready to move on from legendary horn dog John Tory and install a new Strong Mayor. But which of the 500 candidates deserves your…
Ford warns Chow mayoralty will cause Toronto’s collapse, also cause last 13 years of collapse
TORONTO – As she swears in as Mayor, Ontario Premier Doug Ford is warning that Olivia Chow will not only lead to devastation for the city, but also lead to the previous 13 years of collapse…
Rest of country relieved they can still look down on Alberta
OTTAWA – In the wake of Danielle Smith’s re-election as Alberta Premier, the other Provinces and Territories breathed a sigh of relief that, if nothing else, they can continue to shit…
