TORONTO – A new study from a media research group has revealed that Peter Mansbridge’s retirement last year has caused a steep and, to date, permanent drop in the amount of sex being …
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Millennials are killing the Millennial-Killing industry
CALGARY – In addition to the cereal, newspaper, and homeownership industries, reports show millennials are now destroying the once-popular pastime of legal for-profit millennial homicide. W…
Why can’t Millennials just stop whining and climb into my machine that turns you into fuel?
It’s easy to point out that Millennials have been given greater advantages than any other generation in history. What’s harder to understand, though, is why they can’t use those privileges to jus…
New HBO warning system tells viewers when they shouldn’t watch an episode with their mom
NEW YORK CITY – HBO will use the season seven premiere of Game of Throne to introduce a new rating system that will warn viewers if the episode they are about to watch should or definitely …
Why can’t millennials just bring me the horn of the Mountain Beast?
Arguably no generation has been afforded as many advantages as millennials. Education, technology, and societal advances should be making it easier than ever to get ahead. So why can’t millennial…
Sign of progress? Millennials, Boomers agree that Gen X is the worst
TORONTO – Finally some common ground! After years of arguing about who really screwed things up, baby boomers and millennials were able to come together in order to proclaim that Gen Xers c…
Millennials turn to grave robbing as more Baby Boomers storing wealth in pyramids for afterlife
Memphis, TN – Millennials are turning to grave robbing and tomb raiding to make ends meet as an ever-increasing number of Baby Boomers attempt take their accumulated wealth with them into t…
Leonard Cohen’s new album just hour-long 12 Hz vibration
MONTREAL – Canadian music icon Leonard Cohen has just released “The World as I Hear It,” a new folk-pop-blues album which contains a single 63-minute track recorded at the lowest frequency a huma…