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Why the fight over the Arctic will doom us all
BV+ takes a look at the Arctic.…
Origin of fake news traced back to Johannes Gutenberg
Fake news, also known as lying, has been around for hundreds of years.…
Local man learns just enough Spanish to be murdered in Mexico City
VAUGHAN – Local bartender Henry McCullough has acquired just enough Spanish grammar and vocabulary in preparation for his trip to Mexico to be killed in its capital city. “Duolingo ha…
World’s sleazy club owners prepare to celebrate International Ladies’ Night
WORLDWIDE – Saying that it was the one day of the year when they could truly show their thanks, gross bar owners the world over are in the last stages of preparation for International Ladie…
Pope remains champion at annual Shrove Tuesday pancake eating contest
VATICAN CITY – Consuming a record 87 pancakes in under 20 minutes, Pope Francis has retained his championship title for the fourth year in a row at the annual Shrove Tuesday pancake eating …
After reading The Catcher in the Rye, Pope uses speech to rail against “phonies”
THE HOLY SEE – Following the completion of a recent read-through of acclaimed coming of age novel The Catcher in the Rye, Pope Francis used a private Mass sermon to criticize people he saw as “ph…
Young Syrian girl signs seven-figure advance for posthumous diary
Palmyra, Syria – Nilu Muhammed, a 12-year-old living in war-torn Syria, has garnered a multi-million dollar advance for a diary she keeps hidden under the rubble she sleeps on. “An advance …
Australia PM to Trump: “We’re the racist ones mate”
SYDNEY – A would be friendly phone conversation between United States President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull ended abruptly over the weekend after Turnbull in…
Journalist critical of Putin accidentally hits bullet while running at 1200 kilometres per hour
Russian journalist Saveli Nikolaev, known for his criticism of Putin’s interference in the American election, is reported to have been found dead on the streets of Moscow after running at 1200 km…
