Roy Moore’s new campaign strategy……
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“I know exactly how to fix America” claims teenager who just watched Fight Club for the first time
COCHRANE, AB – Local teen Ryan Killicky claims that he has the answer of how to fix the massive social and political turmoil occurring within the United States, and that the solution lies w…
Facebook memories tells Mark Zuckerberg it’s been one year since he accidentally helped rig U.S. election
A glimpse into Mark Zuckerberg’s election facebook memories.…
House Republicans roll out tax break on ‘thoughts and prayers’
WASHINGTON D.C. — In the wake of several deadly mass shootings, including one in Sutherland Springs, Texas, GOP lawmakers introduced a substantial tax break on the ‘thoughts and prayers’ th…
US imposes 300% duty on Ryans, accuses Canada of handsomeness dumping
WASHINGTON, D.C. – NAFTA talks took another nasty turn as the U.S. Commerce Department announced an immediate 300% tariff on all Ryans imported from Canada. “The United States remains committed t…
Liberals rejoice as Manafort indictment leaves only 87 steps left in Trump impeachment process
Don’t get too excited about the Manafort indictment……
Trump not worried about being indicted since he has air tight insanity defence
Turns out Trump has a pretty solid defence if Mueller ever tries to indict him.…
America terrified newly released O.J. Simpson will steal memorabilia again
L.A. – Americans from coast to coast are reporting a deep fear that infamous criminal Orenthal James (O.J.) Simpson will once again commit the deed for which he is most known: breaking into…
Mike Pence protests anthem protest with protest during anthem
INDIANAPOLIS — Citing his refusal to participate in any activity “that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem,” US Vice President voiced his displeasure with NFL players prote…
History getting pretty fucking tired of having to repeat itself
WORLDWIDE – History’s voice was hoarse this morning and its tone increasingly impatient due to being pretty fucking sick of repeating itself. “Jesus Christ, we’ve ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS!!” …
