VANCOUVER – Vancouver Canucks have terminated their agreement with their team doctor, Jenny McCarthy, after 5 players contracted the mumps. The actress, model, and alternative medicine advi…
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Michel Therrien to take over struggling Timbits Hockey team
MONTREAL – Former Habs coach Michel Therrien has been quickly picked up by a struggling Gatineau Timbits Hockey team who started off the season with promise, but dropped their past five gam…
Patriots Super Bowl victory party gets out of hand
Things went a little too far……
Blue Jays, Bautista to remain in loveless contract “for the kids”
TORONTO – The Toronto Blue Jays announced this week that the club and slugger Jose Bautista have decided to continue their loveless partnership for at least one more year, citing a shared concern…
Winnipeg Jets-San Jose Sharks rivalry heats up over a girl named Maria
SAN JOSE- The San Jose Sharks-Winnipeg Jets rivalry has hit a fever pitch after the Jets’ Mark Scheifele accidentally fell in love with Maria Burns – the enchanting sister of Sharks’ Brent Burns.…
Local man unaware that NHL team cannot hear him through TV
Prince George, BC – Local man Ed Doherty has coached an entire NHL hockey game seemingly unaware that the Vancouver Canucks players, coaches or referees cannot hear him. The 54-year-old beg…
Why Canada needs to bring back hazing to win World Juniors gold
Will Canada bring home the gold?…
NHL hopes ‘Hockey Fights Cancer’ campaign proves as successful as previous initiative, ‘Hockey Tacitly Accepts Brain Injuries’
NEW YORK – A spokesperson for the NHL says he’s confident that the league’s ‘Hockey Fights Cancer’ campaign will prove to be every bit as successful as its last initiative, the wildly effec…
Grey Cup cancelled due to lack of interest
TORONTO – Some CFL fans were disappointed to hear that the League has cancelled the championship game today due to apathy and lack of awareness. Low ticket sales, poor advertising, and Toro…
TFC’s Giovinco tragically unable to stop scoring goals in everyday life
TORONTO – Despite not having played a game in several days, Toronto FC forward Sebastian Giovinco’s body has not allowed him to stop scoring goals, netting thirty-two in total across venues…
