OTTAWA – Elizabeth May announced yesterday that she will be stepping down as Green Party leader effective immediately so she can finally sink her teeth into a rare t-bone steak. May, who ha…
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Liberals promise to govern like Conservatives since they won more votes
OTTAWA – The Liberal government has vowed that, in the interests of fairness, they will be governing like the party who won the greatest proportion of the popular vote in the recent electio…
Misogynistic vandal promptly given job at Rebel Media
OTTAWA – The individual responsible for vandalizing Catherine McKenna’s office with a hate-filled message towards all women in politics has been offered employment by Rebel Media as a repor…
Update: Maxime Bernier too racist even for Quebec
BEAUCE, PQ – Early projections indicate that Maxime Bernier will lose his seat indicating that the former Conservative leadership contender too racist even for his native province. “Y…
Voters send clear message of “ugh, fine, Trudeau again, I guess”
OTTAWA – Exercising their democratic rights, voters across Canada today sent a clear, unambiguous message to Ottawa of, “sure, whatever, Trudeau, I guess.” Adding “He’s fine. I mean, he’s n…
Obama betrays fellow countryman
BEAUCE, PQ – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has been let down by his fellow American, Barack Obama, after he opted to endorse Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau in a tweet. “I have been…
Breaking: Man publicly announces he is no longer supporting party he never supported
AJAX, ON – Local man Alex Tandhoff has announced that he is changing his support from one political party to another despite having never voted or shown support for the party and leader he …
Kinky democracy lovers reach peak arousal placing ballot in box
OTTAWA – This week’s advanced polls for the federal election were chock-full of lusty democracy lovers reaching their peak emancipation by casting their ballot into a box. Over two million …
