By: Christopher Plummer I need to get something off my chest. It’s not a major bother, it’s not the end of the world, but after 60 years I just don’t want to have to say it again. I am not Max Vo…
Opinion
The new Ghostbusters movie DID destroy my childhood, but it may have been an unrelated hex
By Matt Rolfe The new Ghostbusters movie that NO ONE asked for from Paul Feig and his crew of feminista SJWs has arrived, and my childhood has been absolutely ruined! Not only did I predictably h…
The only thing hindering my success was my complete inability to succeed
By Pierre Karl Péladeau, former Leader of the Parti Québécois As many of you have heard, I recently stepped down as the leader of the Parti Quebecois after less than a year in office. Although ma…
After 90 years, Queen Elizabeth II still refuses to fight me
BY DOUG QUAID With her birthday today, Queen Elizabeth II is celebrating 90 years of life, and with it, 90 years of refusing to meet with me in fair combat. Since ascending to the throne at the t…
Can everyone who isn’t like me wear a label of some kind so I know how to deal with you?
BY: BARRY T. MACINTYRE I think I speak for everyone when I say, I’m pretty damn confused these days. What with the cultural appropriations, sexual orientalizations, racism, reverse-racism, assess…
If Trump gets elected, I’m moving to the United States
BY: BRIAN LILLEY When he announced his candidacy for President of the United States, the public and the media at large dismissed him as a buffoon. Now, almost one year later, there is a very real…
A message from the Beaverton’s new editor-in-chief, Ezra Levant
BY: EZRA LEVANT Dear fellow Canadian patriots, I am truly happy to finally be employed again. Getting appointed to editor-in-chief of a trusted news source sure beats the heck out of living in yo…
I’m the only openly gay person
BY SAM SMITH, ACADEMY AWARD WINNING SINGER-SONGWRITER I’m completely speechless that the Academy would be so progressive with this award. It’s incredible to know that I’m standing here today as t…
What the fuck do you mean I don’t take constructive criticism well?
By: Shane Byron I can’t believe you would say something like that to me as though I’m some kind of crass moron that can’t take a well-reasoned opinion on my work performance. Unlike all of my oth…
How are you celebrating Conrad Black history month?
By: Conrad Black, Baron Black of Crossharbour February is Black history month, and that means it is, once again, it’s time to honour and pay tribute to the major historical contributions that I, …
