OTTAWA- Following reports of rowdiness and alcohol consumption at last year’s event, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has volunteered to chaperone the White House State Dinner. “Listen, I k…
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Saskatchewan social services page redirects to BC tourism website
REGINA — Those looking for information related to housing programs, financial support and other forms of government welfare on the Saskatchewan government website are being automatically re…
Investigation finds that many people on Canada’s No Fly List are perfectly fly
OTTAWA – As controversy continues to mount over innocent Canadians being placed on the No Fly List, a long-running investigation claims that many people on the list are acceptably cool, tight and…
New $20 bill to feature plus-size model
OTTAWA — The Bank of Canada has revealed that the new $20 bill will display the image of a plus-size female model, marking the first time that a full-figured woman has appeared on Canadian …
Controversy: PM snubs Vancouver Island Marmots in favour of panda cubs
TORONTO — Members of the media and the opposition criticized Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Monday for snubbing a pair of endangered Vancouver Island marmots in favour of a photo opportun…
Pamela Anderson calls upon loyal army of 1990s perverts to stop seal hunt
OTTAWA – Actress and former Playboy Playmate Pamela Anderson has called upon her legion of 1990s era perverts to help put an end to the annual Canadian seal hunt. “I am asking for all members of …
Brad Wall: ‘Don’t put a price on my precious carbon!’
VANCOUVER — Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall has begged other leaders to not put a price on his “sweet, precious carbon” at the First Ministers meeting yesterday. “Uranium is $40 a pound, pot…
CBC’s ‘Canadian Serial’ true-crime podcast to investigate why broadcaster kept employing Jian Ghomeshi
TORONTO – CBC Radio One has announced an upcoming true-crime podcast, already being hailed as the Canadian answer to the US podcast ‘Serial’, which will detail the circumstances surrounding…
New $25 skinny cable package to revolutionize way viewers switch to Netflix
TORONTO – Canadian broadcasters unveiled their ‘skinny’, Canadian-centric cable packages today, a move that the CRTC says will forever alter the way Canadians cancel their subscriptions. “T…
