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Entire New York Times Editorial Board cross Canadian border, claim refugee status
HEMMINGFORD, QC – RCMP patrolling the Quebec-New York border have intercepted all 16 members of the New York Times Editorial Board who immediately claimed refugee status. The weary journali…
Maxime Bernier’s leadership campaign sponsored by the legitimate businessman’s association of legitimate business
Today we continue with the Leadership Ads the Conservative Party hired us to make by looking at Maxime Bernier. A man who wants to reduce burdensome government regulations, like all those …
Canada now best nation in world by default
CANADA – After years of top 10 finishes, Canada has finally become the best nation in the world thanks to only seeing a modest increase in fascism and regressive politics when compared to e…
Poll suggests 75% of Canadians sick of other 25% always embarrassing them
OTTAWA – A new Angus Reid poll has found that nearly one in four Canadians favours imposing a Trump style Muslim Ban on immigration, while the other three Canadians are sick of that guy bei…
Kevin O’Leary CPC
Because we are so popular with the #youth, the Conservative Party of Canada has hired us to create ads for their leadership candidates. Up first is Mr. Wonderful himself: Kevin O’Lea…
Nation’s doctors demand musicians stop consulting them about love, having blues
OTTAWA – As hospitals and family doctors find themselves increasingly overworked in the winter months, a statement released today by the Canadian Medical Association is imploring musicians …
Trudeau’s approval rating jumps back to 65% after minute with Trump
OTTAWA – Telephone and internet surveys conducted today have shown that Justin Trudeau’s approval rating returned to its post-election high as soon as he he spent fifty-two seconds standing next …
Report: Nova Scotia closed until first supply ship arrives in spring
HALIFAX – Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil has decreed that all businesses and public institutions be closed until the first supply ship is spotted on the horizon sometime in the Spring. …
PM Trudeau trails in polls to New York Times version of Justin Trudeau
Canada finally has a politician more popular than Justin Trudeau!…
