OTTAWA – Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird surprised reporters yesterday by announcing that he would be leaving his post in order to spend his time preventing development and change in hi…
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Schools celebrate Black History Month with abolition of Canadian slavery from history curriculum
TORONTO – To kick off Black History Month in Canada, schools across the country have successfully abolished all forms of Canadian slavery from the nation’s history. “Teaching about Canadian…
Report: Decreased interest rate will cause Canadian calendar increase of 2.7 days, or something
In the wake of the Bank of Canada’s recent interest rate cut and wide speculation about its impact on inflation, the housing market, and the economy as a whole, overwhelmed experts are now predic…
Canadian special forces train Iraqis how to camouflage combat operations as training missions
BAGHDAD – Members of Canada’s elite JTF 2 are busy training Iraqi soldiers in how to disguise combat operations as training missions in a base outside of Baghdad. “We are teaching the Iraqi…
Mulcair: An NDP federal government has never run a deficit
OTTAWA – NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair is touting his party’s experience as sound fiscal managers by promoting the fact that his party has never run a federal deficit. “The New Democratic Party…
Winnipeg Human Rights Museum unveils City of Winnipeg as next discrimination exhibit
WINNIPEG – Just four months into its existence, the Canadian Museum for Human Rights has announced a new outdoor massive exhibit on discrimination it has entitled “The City of Winnipe…
Justin Trudeau promises 30% more
OTTAWA – Unveiling his party’s first policy, Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau is pledging to all Canadians 30% more. Trudeau also unveiled more details on what is expected to be his party’s pl…
10 ways to balance the federal budget
With plummeting oil revenues, the federal government is scrambling to balance the budget and avoid another deficit. Here’s some suggestions on how to do that: 1. Retrofit Royal Canadian Nav…
John Baird warns international community about Palestine’s growing stockpile of breakfast material
JERUSALEM – Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird is raising the alarm about the growing cache of eggs, fruit, naan bread, baba ghanoush and other types of dangerous foods hidden deep inside …
Respective Canadian journalists each have the scoop on who is the bigger prick
TORONTO – Sources indicate that two Canadian journalists have suppressed stories on each other being “a prick” due to the almost certainty of running into each other. The two journalists, w…
