RICHMOND HILL, ON – Sources confirmed this evening that Vince Loberto, the 73-year-old chef and server of Loberto’s Family Pizza and Pasta, is still grating Parmesan cheese over local man T…
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New mother kicked-out of restaurant for breastfeeding self
KAMLOOPS, B.C. – Local mother Tabitha McMillian is speaking up against what she is calling the unjust shame imposed on women’s bodies, after she was asked to leave a restaurant for breastfe…
Disaster looms as man’s balls become itchy just five minutes into transit commute
TORONTO – Tensions are high on the 7 Bathurst bus this morning, as local man Michael Burke’s balls have become itchy only minutes after beginning his morning commute to work. “This is…
Baby shocked to learn its name is Wayne
WEYBURN, SK – As local infant Wayne Bender gained an increased sense of awareness of the world Thursday, he was startled to discover his name was, in fact, Wayne. What began as a thrilling …
PEI tabloid enters third straight week of Jack and Cheryl coverage
CHARLOTTETOWN – Prince Edward Island’s leading tabloid magazine The Tater has now entered its third consecutive week of in depth coverage on local couple Jack and Cheryl’s relationship. Res…
St. Catharines to change name so people spell it right
ST. CATHARINES [sic] – The largest city in the Niagara peninsula has decided to change its name after realizing that the spelling of “St. Catharines” has been wrong for over two…
BREAKING: Gas station bathroom will have to do
OUTSIDE BRANDON, MANITOBA – Late breaking reports from the TransCanada Highway indicate that, with all other conceivable options off the table, the men’s room of the Fast Gas N Go will have…
Dog stuck in hot car actually just wanted to see his owner’s window broken
ST. CATHARINES, ON – Investigators are piecing together an incident from earlier this summer where Mr. Pickles, the Williams’ family dog, took great pleasure in watching a bystander smash the win…
Tearful goodbye as woman slides into large wool turtleneck for next 6 months
MONTREAL – Friends and colleagues wished Mara Côté a heartfelt goodbye this afternoon, as the notoriously chilly account manager slid effortlessly inside an oversized wool turtleneck for the dura…
Local woman devastated by news that ex-boyfriend still alive, happy
WINNIPEG – Local woman Anna Saab was devastated to learn Thursday that her ex-boyfriend, Antoine Girard, was found alive, still residing in her town, and happy. The former couple ended thei…
