OTTAWA – Trailing in the polls, NDP leadership candidate Niki Ashton is really hoping someone will aggressively heckle her next speech so she can get some Internet love as well. “Obvi…
Watchdog warns hiking minimum wage could lead to 50,000 conversations with your uncle about how the Liberals are ruining the economy
TORONTO – The Financial Accountability Office is warning that Kathleen Wynne’s plan to raise minimum wage to 15 dollars an hour will likely lead to thousands upon thousands of conversations…
Local man fails to lose weight despite thinking about working out for over a week
RED DEER – Roger Monroe has reported being frustrated by his failure to lose weight despite following a strict regimen of imagining what it would be like to go to the gym a lot for a full 1…
Mike Duffy sues Senate for 8 million, submits expense claim for another 2
OTTAWA – According to court records, Senator Mike Duffy is suing the Senate for $8 million in general damages, loss of income and punitive damages arising from the criminal accusations over…
If only Jerry Lewis had died 20 years ago we’d have a lot of good things to say about him
By: Henry Clarkson This morning we learned of the death of legendary comedian Jerry Lewis and I think I speak for the entire world when I say that if this was 1997, I would have been really bumme…
Little boy dreams of regulating women’s bodies when he grows up
DALLAS – Chester Sutton, a precocious 8 year old at Robert Lee elementary has advised his parents and teachers that when he grows up he wants to be in charge of drafting laws that tell wome…
We can tell if you’re the Joey of your friends group based on how many people you’ve killed!
Look, every group of friends has a Joey. A simple, fun-loving guy who is maybe not the brightest bulb in the shed and has definitely killed quite a number of people. But how do you know if that p…
Liberals ‘shocked’ that Saudi Arabia using Canadian weapons against civilians this soon
OTTAWA – A furious Chrystia Freeland advised reporters that the Trudeau government was “furious” that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia was using Canadian made personnel carriers and LAVs during …
Hollywood pretty sure this is the searing climate change documentary that will wake world up
HOLLYWOOD – At the premiere of An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power numerous representatives from the Hollywood community expressed the belief that this would finally be the movie that mo…
Alberta Wildrose, PC parties merge into single oil company
CALGARY – Alberta Wildrose and Progressive Conservative Party members have voted 95 per cent in favour of ratifying the agreement to join forces to create a dominant right-wing internationa…
