Bowmanville, ON — After dropping her freshly-washed undies on the laundromat floor yesterday afternoon, local woman Beth Jonks has determined that the pair is still clean enough to wear… probabl…
Canesten develops fire extinguisher to treat burning vagina candles
LEVERKUSEN, GERMANY – Canesten researchers have unveiled the company’s first-ever fire extinguisher, developed to treat the burning, exploding sensation caused by Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-s…
Couple goes ahead with wedding despite pretty big sign from God
LONDON – After 2 years of dating, local couple Lauren and Travis May celebrated their undying love for each other by tying the knot despite the fairly obvious and extremely large sign from God t…