You’re in love. That’s amazing! You know that she’s the one and you’ve been thinking about how you want to ask the big question to tie-the-knot. But there’s only one problem: diamonds. Maybe they…
Man wondering if date special enough to shave shoulders
SAULT STE. MARIE, ON – Looking at his back in the mirror, a local man is pondering whether or not the date he is about to go on is special enough to merit shaving his shoulders. “I like She…
I ride my bike with my helmet around my handlebars in case I need to put it on just before I crash
By: Erik Schmidt The exercise, the freedom, the wind in your hair: riding your bike is one of the best things you can do, both for yourself, and for the environment. But it’s important to put saf…
Heartwarming! This grown man was moved to tears by sponsored content
It finally happened! Despite putting up a tough, masculine exterior for years, this fully grown adult man was not only able to let down his guard, but he was able to weep openly after watching po…
Streetcar tracks won’t rest until all cyclists broken
TORONTO – Seething with deep loathing and blind hatred, the city’s streetcar tracks have promised never to rest until every single one of Toronto cyclists’ bodies have been crushed, bruised…
World’s last two corporations announce merger worth “all the money”
DOVER, DE – Hammering out a deal that experts estimate to be worth the entirety of Earth’s money supply, the world’s last two corporations have announced that they will be merging into a co…
Meet the car that won this year’s Kentucky Derby
Three year old “Mini Cooper S” narrowly winning this year’s Kentucky Derby. Organizers let the automobile in after they were baffled to find out there was no rule that said the …
QUIZ: What should you be doing instead of this quiz?
We all know that internet quizzes are a fun and amazing! Or at the very least, not boring. Am I right? They’re a way to while away the minutes in any given day when you should almost certainly be…
Rogers Centre unveils new Ted Rogers statue in right field
TORONTO – Ahead of the Blue Jays Home opener, team owner Rogers Inc. unveiled a new statue of Ted Rogers in the right field of the Rogers Centre. “Finally the people will have an in-game op…
REPORT: Bowling harder than you remember
EDMONTON, AB – According to a recent report, the activity of bowling is much harder than you remember it being, especially considering that the last time you played, you were practically a …