Los Angeles, CA – Actress Sydney Sweeney has reported that she is very tired of hearing stories about whoever this Sydney Sweeney person is.
“I’ll be honest, I never watched Euphoria,” stated Sweeney during a recent interview. “I know that was like, one of her things. Was she in White Lotus? I just feel like it’s all I am hearing about these days. Something about jeans and genes, like, I don’t care about this girl. Move on. There have been lots of hot people in jeans.”
When asked about herself recently, Sweeney seemed very bored by the subject, choosing not to dwell anymore on the topic of Sydney Sweeney and her aspirations, goals, or political views, stating, “what’s in her head is not important.”
“I think we are all better off just not talking about her at all,” stated Sweeney during the Sydney Sweeney press tour for Sydney Sweeney. “She just seems very boring, very uninteresting, and I am sick of saying her name over and over and hearing it said to me. Please folks, just ignore her.”
Sydney Sweeney lamented the days of celebrity culture when someone could just make an offensive commercial, then move onto the next thing without it impacting their life.
“I think her best move would be to just tank every movie she’s in,” sighed Sweeney when discussing the actress. “Like, just keep tanking until they stop hiring you and leave her alone. That’s the most invested I can be in whoever this girl is.”
As of the time of reporting, Sweeney has signed on for seven more boxing biopics.
