Top 7 travel destinations to get diarrhea

Planning a getaway to rest, relax, explore, and cleanse your intestinal tract with a horrific infection? Then consider these top 10 destinations to get diarrhea.

Paris - The City of Light and the city where you ate tartare, a delicacy that resembles cat food. Unfortunately, you’re not a cat, and e Coli is a thing. Free public toilets are available along the Seine River.
Cancun - Plenty of resorts, sunshine, and water-borne cryptosporidium. Your bowels will be flowing like the Riviera Maya by the end of this trip!
Bangkok - Be sure to see Wat Phra Kaeo in the Grand Palace while you search for the nearest washroom. It’s a city that has delicious spicy food that will set both your mouth and anus on fire.
Havana - You’ll spend as much time on the beach as on the toilet. Your cries of “when will it end?!” will not be heard over the loud, exciting game of beach volleyball you’re missing.
Thunder Bay Area - For the more outdoor adventure types, consider visiting Thunder Bay and the surrounding area to get the shits in a tent. You may even get a chance to contract beaver fever, which has a hilarious name, but not-so-hilarious symptoms.
Sydney - There a few better places to contract the thunder down under than Down Under! This is of course if you don’t get the squirts before on a long trans-Pacific flight.
Beijing - It's best to learn how to say ‘Gravol’ or ‘Imodium’ in Mandarin before visiting the capital of the most-populated country on earth. You can even get the authentic political prisoner experience by locking yourself into a small room with a toilet and not coming out for hours on end.

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