A recent meta-analysis of studies related to caffeine has led doctors to conclude that giving up caffeine can provide a healthy boost to a weakening superiority complex.
However, the correlation was only found in subjects who mentioned their “caffeine detox” constantly and referred to it as a “caffeine detox”.
Doctor Ewer, one of the researchers involved in the meta-analysis, stated that one can enhance the effect on the superiority complex by looking down on those who continue to consume caffeine.
Ewer suggested saying things like “caffeine is more addictive than heroin,” to coworkers sipping coffee and making a “yikes” face any time someone gets up for a cup.
“You can double the benefits if you remind tea-drinkers that tea leaves actually contain more caffeine than coffee beans,” explained Dr. Ewer.
Ewer said that patients who are serious about exercising their superiority complex should also try juice cleanses and not owning a TV.
